Sony Releases New POS

From the geniuses at The Onion News Network…

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work.

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Levitating Water…

Al Seckel’s Levitating Water Distributed by Tubemogul.

–An awesome illusion that’s created with the use of strobe lights.

Keyboard for Blondes – All pink and yet functional.

Keyboard For Blondes

OMG! It's a keyboard for blondes!!!
OMG! It’s a keyboard for BLONDES!!!

Blondes have suffered decades of ridicule, but it’s time they embrace the jokes. When it comes to a hot-pink boost of self-confidence (or at least a few good laughs), the Keyboard For Blondes may do the trick.

The all-pink keyboard swaps out standard keys with funnier, dumber key names. The backspace key now says “Oops!” and the entire row of function keys spells out USELESS KEYS. Hit the “$” sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking.

Blondes can even get a little technical and use special keys that type out “OMG,” “ALI” (Absolutely Love It!), or “XOXO.” My favorite? The Caps Lock now says: “Warning! size XXL letters.”

Though this fully functional keyboard would be a great gift to poke some fun at your fair-haired friends, regular computer users may find it a bit challenging. However, like the completely blank Das Keyboard, the Keyboard for Blondes might help poor typists improve their skills, since the keys are 1) a distracting pink, and 2) no longer have the standard labels.

According to its manufacturer, European Trends, the keyboard has already been released in the U.K to some success, and at $49.95 probably only a true blonde would purchase this novelty item. It’s compatible with Mac, Windows, and Linux. I know what Paris Hilton will be getting for Christmas. — CNET News Crave

*** It seems sexist to use the blonde stereotype to sell keyboards. This bubble-gum pink keyboard is a full-featured model. However, it looks weird to any old-fashioned hardware person, what with such keys as “Yes! I Want It!” (For Enter), “Oops!” (Back Space), “Totally Useless Key” (Ctrl), “Way Up” and “Way Down” Page Up and Page Down), “OK” (keypad Enter)”NO!” (Esc). It is a basic, normally functioning keyboard, but it is pink with humorous labels on the keys. Also, note that the numpad features dice instead of numbers, for the gambling inclined. Spending $49, to present one to your blonde friend may make you laugh, but it will only make her go “Whatever”.

Source : Keyboard For Blondes

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchuck.

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchuck – allegedly !!!

New WoW Commercials Starring Ozzy Osbourne and Steve Van Sandt

As if the Mr. T and the William Shatner commercials were not enough, Blizzard just had to create a couple of new ones.

Guitar Hero On Tour : Decades

World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King

** My brothers told me that I MUST blog about this!!! So here you go…a shameless plug of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King! Releases today, 11/13/2008.**

BACKGROUND :
The Lich King Arthas has set in motion events that could lead to the extinction of all life on Azeroth. With the armies of the undead and the necromantic power of the plague threatening to sweep across the land, only the mightiest heroes can oppose the Lich King’s will and end his reign of terror for all time.

Blizzard Entertainment’s latest expansion to World of Warcraft – Wrath of the Lich King – adds a host of epic content to the existing game world. Players will achieve soaring levels of power, explore a vast new continent, and battle other high-level heroes to determine the fate of Azeroth.

FEATURES:     

  • Quest to level 80, gaining potent new abilities and talents along the way.
  • Master the necromantic powers of the Death Knight – World of Warcraft’s  first Hero class.
  • Learn the craft of spell augmentation with the new Inscription profession.
  • Brave the harsh new continent of Northrend, the icy domain of the Lich King.
  • Engage in epic siege warfare, deploying mighty siege engines to lay waste to destructible buildings in your path.
  • Transform your hero’s look with new character-customization options, including new hairstyles and dances.
  • Explore perilous new dungeons filled with some of the deadliest creatures — and greatest treasures — on Azeroth.
  • And much, much more…