Gears of War 2 – 25 Ways to Die

Machinima.com director DuVaL AK47 presents his next installment of the 25 ways series; this time in gears of war 2. Whats your favorite?

WTF?!?! Diddy’s Disaster: Worst Celeb Product Commercial Ever!!!

Diddy’s vlog # 35…I Am King Mini-Movie

quoted from Bad Boy Records YT site, in it Diddy said…

“I am debuting my new movie “I Am King” for my new fragrance “I Am King” which is available exclusively at Macy’s. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it’s time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless…”

Levitating Water…

Al Seckel’s Levitating Water Distributed by Tubemogul.

–An awesome illusion that’s created with the use of strobe lights.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Rick Roll!!!

Rick Astley himself shows up for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!

X-Men: First Class is Coming.

It was announced earlier this week that Josh Schwartz, the creator of the TV teen dramas “The O.C.” and “Gossip Girl,” will be writing “X-Men: First Class,” another installment of the superhero franchise. Variety reports that the new film will focus on the young students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, rather than the adults like Wolverine and Storm.

On paper the deal seems to make sense: Schwartz is a writer with a proven track record for soapy high school angst; the comic book was originally envisioned by Stan Lee to be focused on mutant teenagers and their issues; and assembling the actors from the first three films has likely become too complicated and expensive to do again. But will the younger-skewing take alienate the true fans?

Debuting in 2006, Marvel’s “X-Men: First Class”  began as an all-ages series that focused on the first years of the original X-Men members: Cyclops, Jean Grey (Marvel Girl), Iceman, Beast and Angel. The series was an unexpected success and has since spawned several volumes.

Whether the studio’s plans for an “X-Men: First Class” film involve some of the younger mutants already introduced in previous films or a look at younger versions of the existing team leaders in the film has yet to be announced, but that’s likely to be the topic of much debate between now and when the final  decision goes public.

 

Debuting in 2006, Marvel’s “X-Men: First Class” began as an all-ages series that focused on the first years of the original X-Men members: Cyclops, Jean Grey (Marvel Girl), Iceman, Beast and Angel. The series was an unexpected success and has since spawned several volumes.

15 Store Signs That You Just Can’t Make Up

You gotta hand it to those people that have such a sense of humor about their business.   On the other hand some of these places have you wondering what the hell goes on inside the store.  And on occasion, there’s just bad luck, like a busted light that screws up the wording.

Whatever the case, here are 15 store signs where you “just can’t make this stuff up.”

This one's my favorite!!!

Sure it’s childish but it’s a great start.

At least there’s fresh meat there.

Ewwwwwww!!!!!!

This can’t be real, but it’s still funny.

Man it’s a good thing this place opened. My Elves are getting to be a handful.

Well that’s nice to know.

Lighting blunders are funny, period.

These things actually piss me off.

EPIC!!!! LMAO!!!!

Worst store ever.

Yes they do. Yes they do.

A store opened by Beavis and Butthead.

I can think of a few bishes that should shop here.

Words FAIL me in times like this!!!

Sneak peek at the VSFS 2008 stage…

Pictures of the stage sets for tonight’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…

Stage Set 1 - Grand Entrance

Stage Set 2 - "Dangerous"

Stage Set 3 - "Pink Planet"

Stage Set 4 - "Glamour Goddess"

Stage Set 5 - "Ballet de fleurs"

Stage Set 6 - "Black Tie Holiday"

Stage Set 7 - Finale

Photos Courtesy of Victorias Secret

Top 10 Greatest Phrases To Ever Come Out Of A Video Game Character’s Mouth

Top 10 Greatest Phrases To Ever Come Out Of A Video Game Character’s Mouth

by Rich Knight

It’s been said time and time again, video games storylines suck. But that doesn’t mean that the character’s in those horrible storylines can’t come up with pearls of wisdom (Or is it just comic gold?) when they open up their mouths. Below are, in my opinion, the ten greatest phrases to ever come out of a video game character’s mouth. I’m sure I’m missing a few here, but that’s what comment boards are for. So here they are, the top ten phrases ever. See if you can close your eyes and remember just how they sounded the first time you first heard them. Just don’t do it while you’re driving or operating heavy machinery. You should usually keep your eyes open for stuff like that.

10. “Waka Waka Waka, etc.”—Pac-man
Fauzy from the Muppet Babies, is that you? Nope, it’s just everybody’s favorite yellow one-third-of-a-pizza chomping down on pellets while avoiding ghosts, or Ku Klux Klan members, or whatever the hell, Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde happen to be. If you’re good enough to get past the first few rounds, you can even almost forget that Pac-Man is rude enough to talk while he’s eating, as the sound just becomes natural after awhile. Don’t forget the power pellet on your way around the bend!

9. “Aaaaaarrrrriiiiieeeesssss!!!!!”—Kratos, God of War
Shouting at the top of his lungs, Kratos, the pasty anti-hero of the ultra-violent series, God of War, made it clear from the very onset that he was ready to take on the gods. I personally love vendetta stories, and God of War has one of the greatest, this shouted phrase being testament of a character of insurmountable power. Who knew that Kyle Barker from Living Single had such a killer voice?

8. “I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle”—Toad, Super Mario Bros.
Whether that’s really Toad or not sitting there, fatter and plumper than he’s ever been, is disputable. But what isn’t disputable is that whoever he is, he’s going to be the bearer of bad news, telling you that you went through all that trouble just for nothing. No wonder Mario bangs his head on so many damn bricks all the time.

7. “Aym Banjo, whoooooa!”—Banjo in Diddy Kong Racing
While Diddy Kong Racing might most be remembered for its multi-vehicle awesomeness and Conker the squirl’s miscasting (He used to be so sweet before that dreadful, Bad Fur Day of his), what I remember most about this game was clicking on Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie fame and hearing his God-awful voice. Seriously, could he BE any more Red-necktified? I never saw him the same way again after that.

6. “Upside down whirlwind !#?whirlwind!”—Q*Bert
And you call yourself a gamer? If you can’t read that phrase up above, then you need to play Q*Bert again and land on one of the many enemies that pervade the playing field. That profane little whatever he is, is swearing up a storm!

5. “Jill, here’s a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.”—Barry Burton, Resident Evil
Okay, what? Wasn’t anybody at Capcom aware that this is one of the worst statements in the history of video game statements ever? First off, who even addresses a person by what they’re good at? It’s not like you’re going to say to me, “Rich, here are some Zubaz pants. It might be handy if you, the master of imitating Joey Buttafuoco, put them on.” That would just be plain silly. And second off, well, there is no second off, this phrase is just plain stupid.

4. “I am error.”—random fat dude in “The Legend of Zelda 2”
It’s been said that this was merely an error in the translation (“I am Errol,” is what some people claim he’s supposed to say), but seriously, can’t anybody check these things out first before they ship them over here? At least it’s not nearly as bad as this next one.

3. “All your base are belong to us.”—CATS, Zero Wing
Whoever this CATS character is seriously needs to brush up on his engrish. If you can actually find the transcripts of what was originally intended for the game, though, you’ll find that it was actually pretty good. At least, good compared to lines like, “Somebody set up us the bomb,” and “You have no chance to survive make your time.” If this is all it takes to become a translator, writing nonsense, then please sign me up immediately.

2. “Do a barrel roll!/Try a somersault!/Use the boost to get through!”—Peppy Hare, Star Fox 64
Oh, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, bless your heart for being so enthusiastic about your work. I love how every line Peppy says sounds like it has to be louder and more demanding than the last. It makes lines like, “Your father used to do it like that, too!” sound justified. You actually feel proud for following Peppy’s instructions. And heck, half the time, he’s right. I really DO need to do a barrel roll.

1. Hadouken!—Sonic Boom!—Ryu/Ken, Guile, Street Fighter series
Ah, childhood. You could not walk into an arcade without hearing, “Hadouken!”, “Sonic boom!” volleyed back and forth like a tennis match. Sometimes, I’d stand by the arcade cabinet, waiting for my turn to play and watch whole matches that consisted of nothing but hadoukens and sonic booms, the Ryu’s and Ken’s usually beating out the Guile’s since they didn’t have to hold back for two seconds or anything like that. Whoever thought of the idea of shouting out your attack (Probably DBZ creator, Akira Toriyama) before fired it was ingenius, absolutely ingenius. Yoga. Yoga. Yoga. Yoga flame!

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Icy Jade’s Lux-a-holix Christmas Wish List pt.2-B

**I may need this one just in case, to go match the $5M Fantasy Bra…

All I Want For Christmas (but probably won’t get) vol.2.2

Romanian model Danielle Luminita was showcasing the thong sitting on the shoulders of two shirtless male models that carried her down the runway

The  Triumph Luxurious Diamond Thong . It is black lace, encrusted with 518 diamonds in a floral pattern.The total weight of the diamonds is 30 carats and has 27 tassels made of white gold. The diamond thong was featured at the Singapore Fashion Festival and made by Triumph International. This underwear comes with a price tag of $122,000.00

If your loaded w/ money ( or married to a guy loaded w/ money!), and adore exceptional gifts, then you will like this. The skimpy Triumph Luxurious Diamond Thong became very much the centre of attention at a lingerie show during the Singapore Fashion Festival. Just imagine, the total weight of the diamonds is 30 carats! They also attached to the thong 27 tassels made of white gold. In general the diamond thong left little to the imagination. It was Triumph International’s idea to commission the diamond thong. But let’s imagine who could buy such a diamond thong? First of all such a jewelry piece of garment is an ideal gift for a lady if she is a stripper, agree? Who else would want to buy and wear one? Another question that comes to mind – Is it machine washable?  haha!!! Anyway, I don’t think there are a lot of people who are ready to invest 122, 000 dollars in a thong even if it is studded with diamonds. It’s better to use the money to feed poor African children or something.

WTF?!?!? Jesus Car?!?!?

This was originally posted by GreaterUmbrage , (a librarian/photographer from Central Florida) on her Flickr account. On her post she says… \”My father and I came across this car as we were leaving the theater right after seeing Religulous.\”

Click on the 2nd pic so you can see on a larger scale how massively RIDICULOUS this car is!!!! And take a look at the inside too…pretty creepy!  And is it even legal to have your windows completely covered by stickers like that? That’s a whole lotta hate and ignorance in just one car!!! Seriously, if Jesus Christ was alive here on Earth at this time and He sees what’s being done in His Name…He’ll never stop throwing up!!!!

Jesus Car

Jesus Car

Inside Jesus Car