Life’s Lessons

Remember these words to live by :

• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not your sport.
• Pain is weakness leaving your body.
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
• It’s only illegal if you get caught..
• Fate is the realization that you have absolutely no control of your life.
• Know the rules well, so you can break them right.
• Do unto others then run like hell.
• People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
• If it happens, it must be possible.
• If no one uses it, there’s a reason.
• If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.
• Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.
• Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• People will believe anything if you whisper it.
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
• Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference
• Love your enemies, they’ll hate it!
• Never argue with a fool – they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
• Don’t tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don’t care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.
• The man who invented the eraser had the human race pretty well sized up.
• Build something that is fool proof and they will build a better fool.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• Trying is the first step towards failure.
• It is easier to get forgiveness than to get permission.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Whenever you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong!